If you want everybody to know you're offended by everything, try this hairstyle.

The best ugly Christmas sweater ever.

Boy falls from a three-story window, lands on his feet and is not hurt thanks to Superman.

I don't physically wash me feet in the shower.

You have an 'Elf on the Shelf'. I have a 'Trooper on the Pooper'.

What she thinks you're doing when you don't answer your phone.