If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Deez Nuts for President 2016. He's real and he's coming out swinging.

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant we have been forced to update our community rules.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.