Guy comes home with hickeys on his neck and tells his girlfriend he got in a fight. She then tweets about it.

The face you make when you force a fart but then quickly realize you shouldn't have.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.