Classy tattoo with directions for those who tend to get lost easily

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Nothing To See Here Except Some Goats In A Tree

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!

This Is How You Fix A Tattoo With Incorrect Spelling.