I only drink on days beginning with the letter “T”.

If the Titanic were to sink in today's society, this is what it would look like.

When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Kids thought this land surveyor was taking a picture.