Say a prayer for his micro penis.

Extended trike with two blown V-8 engines, wheelie bar, dual rear wings, roll bar, and he doesn't even buy matching ear muffs.

Do not make fart(s) in this mans taxi.

Cutting the grass is fun when riding this motorcycle lawnmower contraption.

Don't forget to congratulate your Mom since you turned out perfectly.

Why is it everything you like you can't have?