Cat lost one of his eyes in a fight, so his kind owner gave him a fake one to boost his confidence.

My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Deez Nuts for President 2016. He's real and he's coming out swinging.

Why Jeb? Why did 86,000 campaign mailers get sent showing Jeb Bush with a white hand and black hand?

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.