A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

I am trying to figure out how she got the nozzle to work without it constantly clicking off

Does That Make The Apple Butter Taste Any Better?

He Appears To Be Riding Her Bareback Style In This Funny Photo Taken At The Perfect Angle

Dixie Normous is a huge wiener! I mean winner!

The Queen Photo Bombed Their Selfie