Guy comes home with hickeys on his neck and tells his girlfriend he got in a fight. She then tweets about it.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

Comparing the search history for "fleshlight" and "dating tips" using Google Trends shows us that over the last decade many have decided to give up.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.