Are you one of the millions that suffer from A.D.D.?

Original 1938 Roosevelt bumper sticker is proof this classic car is the real deal.

Getting old sucks and receiving a birthday cake that looks like a corny turd doesn't help.

Do you actually watch TV or just use it to keep you company?

I am sure "Marc" didn't mind they screwed up his birthday cake.

How dare you call me a raging alcoholic!