I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

'Spa' has moved. No massage here. No ring bell.

German School with a teacher that seems a little suspect.

He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.