When you pay money to watch a DJ these days you are really paying just to look at their laptop on stage..

Mexican word of the day is Mushroom.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese.