Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

Girl sneaks one by the yearbook editors with some periodic table turned Notorious B.I.G. lyrics.

Bacon In A Squeeze Bottle. It Was Only A Matter Of Time.

Probably Not The Best Guy To Use For A Head And Shoulders Shampoo Campaign.

A Bottle Of No Chew Dog Spray. I Wonder If This Stuff Works?

This Should Cause Some Very Interesting Tan Lines.