Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

The infamous pretzel tree

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Check Out The Prison Sentences And The Money Involved. Seems Fair.