Marriage. Because nothing says love like signing a government contract.

High School senior never had a bad hair day in 4 years.

Your girlfriend wants you to make love to her like they do in the movies,..

The word 'Click-Bait' has been added to the dictionary. Now if people actually read the dictionary they wouldn't click those crappy bogus links.

How does a non dirty minded person understand a dirty minded comment?

Trucker helping the idiots on the road.