How to test steak doneness by using your hand and sense of touch.

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Steven Spielberg needs to stop trophy killing. First a dinosaur and now an AT-AT walker.

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Lost Dog. Long-haired blonde mutt, shots not up to date, loves to play with balls. No Reward.