Daughter asked what it's like to have kids.

The fit and finish of cars these days is subpar.

Having a small penis does not give you the right to park in a handicap spot.

Anti-Masturbation Cross

14 brands of bottled water recalled due to possible E. coli risk. I was having a good day too. FML.

10 animals that look like someone or something just scared the crap out of them.