Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.