The location of this Weight Watchers store will test your willpower.

Take ONE basket from the rack. Do NOT take the basket rack.

Enya fan club looking for like-minded individuals.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

Dressed in a patriotic outfit to buy Budweiser beer from a foreign company.