Deez Nuts for President 2016. He's real and he's coming out swinging.

Proof that Internet Explorer is better than Google Chrome.

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.