Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.

You Gotta Love A Hotel That Caters To Your Extravagant Request To Make Your Stay That Much Better

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

Her Name Is Little Miss Sunshine And If She Doesn't Cheer You Up Nothing Will.