No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

There is supposed to be text in this picture but I don't see any

Great name for this candle scent. It should really help get people in the mood

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

She May Want To Cut Back On The Feeding A Bit

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.