While struggling in a public bathroom stall I read this on the wall and suddenly felt better.

50 ways to eat cock. Healthy chicken recipes with balls!

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

The difference between a BMW driver and a Mercedes-Benz driver.

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

His beer belly adds more depth and realism to this already cool Orangutan shirt.