What does a Raiders fan do when they win the Super Bowl?

When women take a group photo gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger.

When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.