This should make it easy for those first timers

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

This guy has an awesome name. Check his name tag.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

Tater Tots Inspired By The Classic Game Tetris