I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

My tennis trophy got damaged.

When the username you want is taken...

Hulk Hogan apologizes for 'unacceptable' racist rant, but some aren't buying it.

If this baby grows into his feet, he should be about 9 feet tall.