When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Finally a pair of pants with a warning label on the zipper.