Well that isn't very nice. So much for treating your elders with respect

Hours of entertainment is to be had by watching cats stare at a bug in a lamp shade.

Gas prices got you down?

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Check Out The Prison Sentences And The Money Involved. Seems Fair.