Walmart: 37 checkout lanes. 2 cashiers. Why?

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Proof that Internet Explorer is better than Google Chrome.

Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant we have been forced to update our community rules.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.