Never leave a pen in a hot car.

Cool looking dog seems to be part tiger, part raccoon, and part who knows what.

How evolution came to a complete stop.

It's so damn hot but just be thankful you aren't a corn on the cob.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.