He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

When the username you want is taken...

Dear Flo, Thanks for last night. I think our relationship is progressing nicely. xoxo

Motorcycle rider wearing rollerblades. It must be hard to shift but fun at stop lights.