It is easy to get hipsters confused with hamsters.

Boobs are proof men can focus on two things at once.

The literacy program in Mississippi is showing improvement. Not.

Video games do not cause people to be violent.

Extended trike with two blown V-8 engines, wheelie bar, dual rear wings, roll bar, and he doesn't even buy matching ear muffs.

Do not make fart(s) in this mans taxi.