Employees must wash anus before returning to work.

The only acceptable time to have a duck face in a selfie.

Screw being a policeman or a fireman. I want to be a master medical marijuana grower.

You're not going out dressed like that. Darth Vader scolds Princess Leia.

Just a normal guy who works nein to five.

Car with airbrushed Star Wars mural is a total chick magnet.