This Minion shampoo is really creepy.

They were all told to come dressed as a biker.

Miley Cyrus explains that humans aren't afraid of breasts, it's the nipple that's the issue.

I wish I could find someone who would look at me the same way Rihanna looks at weed.

Pissed off the IT guy and he said he was going to give me a black eye.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man.