Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

Extremely alert mall security guard.

Doggy snow sculpture looks exactly like the real thing.

Cutting corners is not always the right way to do things but sometimes it just gets you there faster.

Would this be considered a technical foul by the current NBA rules?

He wasn't willing to risk hurting his back and ruining his entire vacation.