Excuse me but I think you have a brake light out on your pants.

A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

This vacationing couple asked someone on the boat to take a picture of them while they were in the air. This is what they found on their phone.

I am trying to figure out how she got the nozzle to work without it constantly clicking off

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

Gas prices got you down?