Car guy logic: Buying soap for his car vs. soap for himself.

The 'Fantastic Four' easy to understand movie review.

If you don't mean bacon and eggs when using the term 'BAE' I don't want to know you.

It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

You have been using the wrong public bathroom stall your entire life.

Lost Dog. Long-haired blonde mutt, shots not up to date, loves to play with balls. No Reward.