This man appears to be taking a dump down someones chimney. I wonder if it was even Christmas?

Good luck trying to beat Mrs Chiggers

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

The Day You Stop Acting Like A Kid Is The Day You Stop Living.

Romantic Wedding Proposals Don't Usually Involve Pigs

It Might Be A Good Idea To Read This Book If Your Cat Looks At You Funny