The is how you save yourself from getting a sore neck

Well said Donkey. Laughter is indeed a tranquilizer and should be taken often.

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

The infamous pretzel tree

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Have You Ever Tried Doing A Cat Beard With Your Favorite Feline?