When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

Finally A Shower With A Built In Thermometer

Man Lands On The Moon Using A Parachute.

Possum Breaks Into Bakery And Stuffs His Face With Pastries Until He Was So Full He Couldn't Move.

The Author Of This Book Should Have Put His Name In A Different Location

Basketball Referee Gets Caught Standing In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Taking An Accidental Fist To The Family Jewels.