Do you ever feel like this when you go shopping?

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

Romantic Wedding Proposals Don't Usually Involve Pigs

I Sure Would Like To Hear His Explanation For This One