I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

Programmers: The various stages of a computer programmers life.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.