The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

The Michelin man would be impressed

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.

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