Just because you can't afford a Mac doesn't mean you can't make your own

This horse ruins an otherwise absolutely beautiful picture by sticking its tongue out.

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Great shirt but I am not sure how the wife will take it

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Check Out The Prison Sentences And The Money Involved. Seems Fair.