The definition of a teenager.

Walmart: 37 checkout lanes. 2 cashiers. Why?

The coolest wallpaper for your smartphone.

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”