Classy tattoo with directions for those who tend to get lost easily

Need more light in your shower? Problem solved.

The guy behind the counter must be a wrestling fan

Do Not disturb! You know what I mean?

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

The Day You Stop Acting Like A Kid Is The Day You Stop Living.