Meet Minik The Wonder Cat. He Doesn't Have Any Eyes But That Doesn't Stop Him.

Always Lock Your Bike Up When You Are Not Around To Deter Any Thieves. Don't Do It Like This However,

Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.

He Will Need More Than Mini Nose Trimmers. Perhaps He Should Try A Chainsaw.

Vlad The Impaler would be proud of this Impala.

I Don't Think I Will Be Visiting Tickera Any Time Soon If They Hope You Catch Crabs During Your Stay.