This tattoo should really impress the ladies.....or the monkeys at the zoo.

So this is how animals get their ears pierced in the wild

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Kangaroo And A Pretty Woman. It's Not Weird At All.

The Author Of This Book Should Have Put His Name In A Different Location