“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.

Dog has a big favor to ask of the cat.