No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

When the sun is in your eyes it helps if you turn your hat around

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

He is a bit self conscious about his feet

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

Most Women When They Notice The Check Engine Light Is On