Never again ask why chickens cross the road.

Dropped my bottle of stress relief lotion. My day is ruined.

Donald Trump vs. Cameron Diaz in the film 'There's Something About Mary.' Who wore it better?

Dunk tank and Gremlin. There is no winner.

Just a couple of Labradoodle's hanging out in the yard.

Dinosaurs are not real! Read the Bible! Teacher does not approve.